Dir: Matt Jaissle
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| Your typical Nazi-cannibal-rapist |
Two detectives answer a call about a rapist spotted in the neighborhood and upon entering a household to search for the assailant find that he has not only raped and killed a young woman but consumed her flesh as well. In the ensuing fight to take the cannibal rapist into custody one detective is hit on the head which enrages him and he guns down the rapist. Once buried, a group of satanists (led by co-Producer and co-writer Todd Tjersland of Threat Threatre bootleg fame) perform a ritual and sacrifice an infant to raise the rapist from the dead. They get more than they can handle when the now zombie rapist does rise from the grave and proceeds to decimate the ranks of the satanists, including castrating the head honcho. Sporting a large penis the zombie rapist terrorizes the city looking for its next victim.
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| His Satanic Majesty |
This comedy / horror film is shite. It's poorly acted, poorly shot and the script consists of loosely tied together scenes written to shock. It's an intentionally bad film looking to woo over its audience with copious amounts of bloody FX, T&A and grade school level comedy. At times it works in an ugly dog is so ugly its cute kinda way. I laughed when the two detectives are driving past the capitol building and a snippet from R. Budd Dwyer's final speech is heard. But more often than not its poorly lit tedium.
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| Horny zombie on the prowl |
* out of ****
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